Arsenal vs. United
(@Benglorious) I am unable. Prediction: Brett will hope to find the last Arsenal preview where he hopes I also said I am unable but will actually find something annoyingly passable as a preview so will just copy and paste from my WhatsApp message where I said I am unable 0 – 0 United. M (@tom_mcghee) I too am unable tell […]
FAC QF: United vs. Brighton Hovis Albion
(@Benglorious) We can legit just copy and paste last week’s preview while Brett is in Poland: Brett is in Poland so we have no natural leader or a jokes. Prediction: 0-0 United. m (@tom_mcghee) As above. That aside, pretty good. Prediction: 0-0 United. m (@bifurcated_utd) I’m in Poland. In minus 26 temperatures. Survival is my priority. […]
FAC: Everton vs. United
Benno (@Benglorious) It’s FA Cup day!! The ultimate pinnacle conclusive game of the season, and we’re in it! This is the payoff we deserve after a hard-fought season, full of ups and downs and shimmys and shakes. *phone rings* “Hello, thanks for calling Bifurcated. How may I help you on this fine day of football?…………Semi-final, you […]
FAC: United vs Arsenal
Benno (@Benglorious) By the time you two read this, I will be dead. I don’t know what’s gone wrong here. That worked so much better in my head with completely different words. Anyway, Arsenal are the visitors tonight for this FA Cup match. As this is the first time that United and Arsenal will have […]