I didn’t watch the game, so relived it later in real-time through the medium of our quasi-futuristic allegorical meta-narrative aka the Bifurcated MBM.
From what I can gather: no one got a sofa. We don’t like slippers. Phil Jones took two corners. One of us has lost a PS4 controller. Sean O’Sullivan is 13 times more popular than we are (if we can just somehow get his fingerprints on this lead pipe, he’ll soon be off the scene). Rooney’s slide rule is a badger. Da Vinci (idk?) is at least twice as popular as we are (if that’s even his real name). We have some surprisingly good ideas for spin off shows. Iain Macintosh is 7 times more popular then we are (but we can bring him down when we report him to the letter police for excessive ‘i’ smuggling). Fishmongers aren’t football. We are becoming increasingly popular with single men. And we didn’t score any actual goals, in a classic 0-2 win.
Thought for the day: Be more Eric. Failing that, Dom.