Burnley vs. United
(@Benglorious) I have a friend named Lee and if someone told me to burn him it would be far less painful than watching United. I don’t really have a friend named Lee but I would burn him just for this joke. Burnley, Brighton, who gives a fuck? Currently, we couldn’t beat a twitter […]
Burnley 0 – 1 United
As Anthony Martial continues to Anthony Martial his way through life, we continue to march/stumble/lol towards the top of the second place title. If only we could think of a way of getting our hands on a player like Alexis Sanchez, and getting rid of players like Mkhitaryan. Here’s the five things we learned: […]
Burnley vs. United
(@Benglorious) There are three things about transfer sagas that I can’t stand: 1. Transfer sagas United play Burnley today in what the press are calling The Thriller In Manila Or Something Similar. Let’s hope it lives up to the billa Ing. Prediction: Goals for both Dyche and Mourinho in a classic stalemate. 0-0 United. […]
United 0 – 0 Burnley
Another day, another 0-0 thrashing dealt out by the Mighty All Blanks! Looking forward to us introducing the Daba before matches, to psyche out opponents. Jose genuinely proved how much he genuinely cares about football by getting himself genuinely sent to the stands for being genuinely angry about the football he still genuinely cares so […]