Another day, another 0-0 thrashing dealt out by the Mighty All Blanks! Looking forward to us introducing the Daba before matches, to psyche out opponents.
Jose genuinely proved how much he genuinely cares about football by getting himself genuinely sent to the stands for being genuinely angry about the football he still genuinely cares so much about. Genuinely.
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Here’s 5 things we learned from drawings:
1. Didn’t watch it.
2. Never gonna watch it.
3. My ‘@ me out of this’ from last time still stands.
4. We need to hire a sniper.
5. I didn’t actually think it was *that* bad: Burnley made no effort to play/we stopped them playing, we battered them incessantly second half and if Tom Heaton played like a human, it’d’ve been 4 or 5 nil.
6. Mourinho out.
7. I can’t believe one of you RTd a cake thing after haranguing me for the Xbox great idea.