This Premier League season continues to race along like a Roller Coaster in a travelling temporary funfair which was signed off by the guy on work experience: one week your enjoying the unparalleled sensation where fear and adventure abound and the next week your dead.
Here’s 5 things we learned that we have never learned before. This checks out (but don’t check this (out)):
1. Brighton might be the greatest team of all time and that is why we lost.
2. Brighton might not be the greatest team of all time and we lost because we are, in effect, Abso fucking clownshoes.
3. It’s 2.
4. At least City lost.