We asked Jose Mourinho to comment on the last 6 years of Bifurcated, and he had this to say: The intensity is there. Which is just what I ask for. I could not ask for more.
Here’s 5 things we learned when the football interrupted our 90 minutes of doing other things to ease the pain i.e glassing ourselves with glass made from sharks:
1. Football is rubbish
2. There’s these cunts on GTA that seem able to withstand loads of bullets but can kill you in like 2 shots. And he was only doing it because I blew up his helicopter.
3. Jake threw a party at a conference because the Buffalo PD got arrested for corruption
4. Holt loves thermometers
5. STEVE HOLT