Bifurclownshoes “Season” Review
*abso maverick glolorific intro to rapturous applause* *from Paul* Here’s some questions we asked each other to pad this excuse for Tom to share his considered thoughts on the 2018/19 season: 1. What shape is a/the wheel? Benno: It doesn’t matter what shape the wheel is, it matters who’s at said wheel and […]
CL PSG (2) 0 – 0 (0) United
(@tom_mcghee) We all know what happened when it was United vs PSG, but what might happen if it was United vs BSG? I think it might look a little something like this… BSG vs Manchester United: This time it’s Battlestar EXT. STADIUM IN PARIS Crowds make their way into and around Stadium, general cacophony […]
Watford 2 – 4 United
That picture and caption from last week works this week. This goes right to the very top. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. See above.
Swansea vs United
Benno (@Benglorious) It’s been a strange week at Bifurcated Towers. Lots have questions have been raised after we’ve had to deal with the fallout from that tweet from the last game in Preston: Is there a Quality Street in Wales? Is there any way to find out? Why do radiators and sinks need earthing? If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, […]