Chelsea 1 – 0 United

Remember after four or five games in to the season when we were all saying how amazing Jose Mourinho was; Matic and Lukaku were the best signings ever and the missing pieces in the title jigsaw, and how good we were playing? Neither do we.

Here’s another 5 things we learned from yet another game, in the season that keeps on giving games:

1. If we kicked the ball in the net we would score goals.

2. That is all.

3. Abso gutted @bobbyfaghihi was right about Jose. He’s 3 for 3 so far. It’s bullshit the floppy haired nonce.

4. Why did you @ him? That’s not how this works.

5. So he’d get the notification when Brett puts this on twitter so bobby knows we hate him and his opinions.

6. You know WordPress isn’t Twitter, right?

7. Actually, I withdraw the question.

7. I know any ‘press’ is fascism so back off Captain Nazi.

8. Lol @ ‘withdraw’.

8. jfc, what happened to us, man. We used to be all about the music.

9. For me it was never about the music, For me it was all about the great times.

10. Fuck this shit. I’m out. The Sugababes are always hiring.

11. I hate you both. This is Paul.

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