CL: Basel 1 – 0 United

Last minute goals are for tools. We’ve always said that.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. If the second half was anything like the first half it must’ve been an awful match.

2. I didn’t watch the second half.

3. I hope that implication was clear.

4. Because the first half was terrible.

5. What was the final score?

6. Why do they keep sending cannon fodder after Frank? These are supposed to be professional mercenaries.

7. I can’t help you. I just watched half time.

 

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