Marouane Fellaini helped extend United’s impressive unbeaten run to an impressive six (6) games, with a last minute cameo that saw United calve out yet another emphatic draw; cementing their position at the top of the top of mid-table.
Jose Mourinho said afterwards, “Who said anything about slicing you up, man? I just wanted to carve a little ‘Z’ on your forehead”.
Here’s 5 things we did learn:
1. Fuck off.
2. I think 1. covers it tbh.
3. I think 2. emphasises more succinctly the balance between the positives and negatives; visa vi usurping 1. as the point that covers it imho.
4. Fuck off.
5. I concur that 4. largely addresses the main issues raised in 1 and 2, although they were somewhat qualified in 3.