I was away in Madrid during this game, so am posting my post-match thoughts through the medium of the text conversations with Bifurcated David and Liverpool Rob…
ME: *If you wanna text me scores while I’m away, that woud be nice bX*
BD: *Okay, if you’re sure*
LR: *I wouldn’t be so cruel*
ME **silence**
LR: *They’re starting the match with a algorithmic handicap taking into account current and past league position, combined squad numbers and one of those 8 ball prediction thingys. Goals are worth .98, so the current poitnage is 36.4 to 37.7 recurring.*
LR: *700000054 to 13 on corners*
LR: *The numbers are getting silly and we had to add the ref to your total of course, so perhaps it’s best if you make your own score up for this half*
ME: *Feel like I’m there*
BD: *0-0 HT*
LR: *You have a goal*
ME: *Yessssssssssssssssssssssss. Unless you’re doing a joke. p.s I don’t geddit.*
LR: *Finishes that way, great game from both teams*
BD: *1-0 FT Hernandez! Typical little P goal. Very good game – Liverpool played very well but so did we. Thank fuck*
