United 2 – 0 Chelsea

Before the game the naysayers were all like: “They can’t compete!” “There’s no way they’re going to get anything from this!” “The line-up isn’t good enough!” “Not strong enough!” “The great days are long gone!” “Blah-Blah-Blah” “Clown-shoes!” “Etc!”…

And then we set the internet on fire with a another a great a joke.

There was also a football match played between Manchester United and Chelsea.

Here’s 5 things we learned as we were counting hashtag numbers:

1. Winning is slightly better than drawing.

2. No wonder the grannies love Rooney.

3. Bahahahahaha fuck you Chelsea you cunts.

4. See 3.

5. See 4.

2 Responses to “United 2 – 0 Chelsea”

  1. ne sei sicuro?Chiariamo, considero segni dal cu… ehm… cielo una discarica di bufale a cielo aperto.Pero' per sbufalare qualcosa bisogna essere precisi, certied inattaccabili.Non avendo pratica di microscopia cellulare non so che dire.A me pareva di piu' un oggetto artificiale ripreso tramite arletici.SalufiMichite

  2. Alle volte (alle volte? spessissimo) il mondo ci chiedere di fingere. Io lo faccio praticamente un giorno si’ e l’altro pure. Fingere di stare appalla, mentre dentro non si vorrebbe molto, forse, solo riposare. Ma quanto ti farà bene andare a Londra, aaah io lo so. E verrei anche io molto volentieri..non è detto che non lo faccia..se solo non fossi sempre lontana da casa..:-)

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