United 4 – 1 Newcastle

37 more wins like this and the EPL is ours (read our MBM twitter feed to save yourself a click on here).

5 things we learned:

1. Painting fresh plaster is extremely tiring.

2. Paul Pogba and Marcus Rashford were legit marvellous.

3. My preview said 3-0us and 4-1 kinda is 3-0 so I am a footballing genius now.

4. Spare a thought for the poor brave journos, they’ve had a a rotten weekend.

5. My prediction was correct for 14 minutes. Yours = 0 minutes. Eat it.

6. I will never eat it.

7. EAT. IT.

8. (please)

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