United 4 (FOUR) – 0 Crystal Palace

Autumn is upon us, so, it should come as no surprise that The Tree is performing so strongly. Let’s hope it doesn’t last for three months. Miss hating him with the same venom that we hate each other tbh.

R*zero*y H*zero*dgs*zero*n, more like !! L*zero**zero**zero**zero**zero**zero**zero*l !!

 

Here’s 5 things we have observed from our observing:

1. 4-0 is the new orange is the new black

2. What about the other games?**

3. Why are you still alive?

4. Fuck you, cunt.

5. Haven’t watched it yet and had dodged the score all day, much like that legendary episode of What happened to the likely lads?, cheers cunts.

 

** This question refers to our recent lack of reviews: now available online at Bifurcated.co.uk/Bennoisawettowel

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