Mike Phelan

(FAC): Tranmere 0 - 6 United

(FAC): Tranmere 0 – 6 United

Serious question: do Harry Maguire goals even count if they are not thumping headers? i.e. is the score really 0 – 5? Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. We seem a lot better when our opponents are a league or 4 below us – maybe something to look at in the future? 2. 6 goals, […]

United 2 - 1 Watford

United 2 – 1 Watford

Start of a new error. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Steven Seagal is incredible in Under Siege. 2. Erika Eleniak sure knew how to make an entrance. 3. Remember Yasmin Bleeth as well? Baywatch had its moments. 4. Remember the guy who looked like Mike Phelan who was in it as well? Was that […]

Hull City vs United

Hull City vs United

 Benno (@Benglorious) Hooray for us, we’re quite good again based on the three minutes of highlights I’ve watched from the two games we’ve played against very beatable opposition. Goals are good again (who saw that coming?) as are wins (who knew?) and expensive players. Expensive means best, like when you shop at Marks and Spencer. Everyone […]

Paul Scholes' Upprentice (A Short Film)

Paul Scholes’ Upprentice (A Short Film)

We are very proud to present our collaboration with our good Twitter friend Liz Worsley, of the excellent My Sport Toons …

Misnomers, Misdemeanors, EPL, O.T: Get Ur Freak On

Misnomers, Misdemeanors, EPL, O.T: Get Ur Freak On

Oi! Everything! Yeah, you Everything, I’m talking to you … pipe down at the back Something Else and you, Another Thing.  Put your hand down, this isn’t an open forum, or ruddy show and tell.  Look , Everything just stop happening for a one lousy second … thank you. Okay, now, I was doing this introduction to this post that […]

A strange Phelan?

A strange Phelan?

Sir Alex’s assistants during the preceeding years of success have all at least on the surface appeared charismatic and knowledgable. They conducted themselves in a professional manner in the most part that didn’t suggest they were someones awkward Step-Uncle who has been dropped off at a party that he hadn’t really been properly invited to. […]

Bi-Mark: Footballiversity

Bi-Benno: Where Are They Right Now..?

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