AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD NOW YOU’RE GONNA etc
Look, it’s the first 5 things learned of the season:
1. I liked how that kid scored a massive deflection and now he’s the new Ryan Giggs
2. How come Gary Neville doesn’t know how to use punctuation?
3. I watched it when I got home and it was not the same as twitter described it those guys need to be better at describing and also happier imho
4. Bit sad for Jones and Smalling those guys deserve better haha of course they don’t
5. Can anyone ever really own a horse?
6. Did Ashley Young play? Does anyone care?
7. No
8. This is, Gary Neville
