March 2016

Fletch Aaaaaaahh Aaaaaaah (like off of Flash Gordon)!!

Fletch Aaaaaaahh Aaaaaaah (like off of Flash Gordon)!!

I Was Thinking: Is It Ever Just About Football?

I Was Thinking: Is It Ever Just About Football?

I was thinking about an adage that I like: “the problem with going on holiday in order to ‘get away from it all’, is that you take yourself with you.” This is pertinent when we think about football, as football is something we mostly like to think of as an ‘escape’. I was thinking about […]

United 1 - 0 Arsenal

United 1 – 0 Arsenal

And without Danny. Arsenal should really consider themselves very very very very very very lucky. Phil ‘Jonesy’ Jones takes a lot of credit from this game, and rightly so – he was really strong, in both midfield and defence (I’m really luke-warming to the idea of him in midfield). Evans too. But also crucial, I […]

CL: Real Sociedad 0 - 0 United

CL: Real Sociedad 0 – 0 United

Fellaini did some okay stuff in this game, but it’s still not clear why he’s not playing the position he was bought to play in – the position he apparently wants to play and is his best position. The sending off was pre-arranged between the referee and the United coaching staff. United had to catch […]

United vs Arsenal

United vs Arsenal

Narrative: Having witnessed Treebeard* triumphantly rescue Frodo* from those pesky Orcs* in the previous scene, it’s the natural course of things that the next act finds Treebeard* and his fellow Ents* taking down Saruman*. *For Treebeard read Fellaini. *For Frodo read Adnan. *For Orcs read Reichter and Kasami. *For Ents read  ‘Entertainers’*. *For Saruman read […]

CL: Real Sociedad vs United

CL: Real Sociedad vs United

Okay, no ‘Real Dad’ references this time. That doesn’t count. This is very, very, very serious… A bit of momentum is a wonderful thing, as we can testify being United fans and all. I’m fairly sure though that not even Moyes himself buys the party-line he’s been peddling, of us ‘being notorious slow starters, regardless […]

The Man Made of Velvet

The Man Made of Velvet

Fulham 1 - 3 United

Fulham 1 – 3 United

What a really good result for Moyes (and us) all round. This post is brought to you today, in association with the word ‘good’. – Good form: Rooney (*spit*) and RVP amongst the goals and hitting a bit of a patch – together and as seperate entities. – Good times: Adnan continuing his exponential growth. […]

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