CL: United 2 – 1 VFL Wolfsburg

Pensmith John Murder did what he did best by smithing a pen to bring us back into it. And then Chris Smallholding did what he does worst in ‘terrorising’ the Wolvesburg defence and grabbing the golden goal to lift the Europe Championship. For now.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1) Roondog is getting really good at not taking pens.

2) Vangle wears suits better than my Uncle Peter.

3) Dogs can look up.

4) If you disable the room stat on your upstairs heating circuit and operate the 2 -port valve manually, you can turn your house into a tropical paradise.

5) I need new shoes.

6) We can do 5. Oh. Shit.

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