Another defeat! This United is not the United I know and love. I always knew this wouldn’t work out. Mourinho is a massive belOH … WAIT!
Another cup final! This United is the United I know and love. I always knew this would work out. Mourinho is a massive bellend.
Here’s 5 things we learned:
1. Power cuts are lame (TV runs on electricity).
2. The second half made me miss the power cut.
3. Assumed as soon as he got the record he’d move to China. Worrying imho.
5. AND NOW YOU’RE etc
4. This is weird when I have to do it.
6. Please come back, Brett.
7. Don’t.
Lads, I’m legit worried my online personas are actually taking over my real life personality. Should I start spending more time on my hair again?