Vangle just can’t win with you guys:
A super rocket goal IN THE FIRST HALF AT OLD TRAFFORD.
An untarnished record at home in Europe. HE’S NEVER LOST A HOME GAME IN EUROPE AS OUR MANAGER.
NOT AFRAID to make the substitutions that bring us right back into the game.
If I were Vangle, I’d set myself on fire and load myself into a cannon and fire myself off a really high cliff on to a cactus made from barbed wire, just to teach you all a lesson.
Here’s “5” things we learned for you hypocrites:
R2-D2) You may spend an afternoon downloading the bbc radio app over shady Mexican wifi, but that will not prepare you for “licensing issues” meaning you can’t listen to the actual match.
C-3PO) The Bifurcated MBM is actually terrible when you need an actual MBM.
BB-8) When you don’t need an MBM it’s poor to okay. On a good day.
IG-88) Star Wars nerd.
J20) That. Really. Hurts.
Zero-7) That a right back joke is too bad even for us.
