Ander the rare hare took the bull by the proverbial hooves and stuck it to the toffees like taking candy from a sweet shop, run by a baby (note to self: contact trading standards about this). A goal from Roondaddy brought him one step closer to becoming the all time goalscoring Wayne Rooney of all time, but also took him one step further away. Schneiderlin put the icing on the cake with the first goal – which disappointingly made the cake back to front, but we all had a laugh about it, in the showers, at full time.
Here’s 5 things we learned from this weekend:
1) Annette Kellerman was the first actress to perform a nude scene on film.
4) Herrera is life.
3) That Wayne Rooney though.
2) It’s actor.
0.5) Real fans don’t charge real fans to go to the match. Unless they’re real real fans.
6) Life is wasted on people.