Did you really expect any of us to watch this game? I mean seriously??!!
Here’s 5 things we learned:
1. Someone should just disband Manchester United. Release the players back into the wild.
2. Not Phil Jones. At this point the most humane thing is a mercy killing
3. I liked it when Pogba missed from 4yrds
4. Dead rubber smell bad
5. Plenty of people are dissing Band Manchester United, and no-one is requesting an encore.
6. cos ‘Disband’
7. Die Brett, Die (it’s German for ‘The Brett, the’)
8. Die Hard with a Vengeance (it’s German for ‘the hard with a vengeance’)
9. Glol
10. Kuntz (it’s German for cunts)
