I thought I’d just list a few positives:
Tom Cleverley did nothing wrong.
Rooney did a proper celebrate.
Juan Mata.
Juan Mata’s assistingness.
We’ve set a new record for most crosses.
Carrick’s taking his beard seriously.
The Universe is rebalancing after all the late goals we’ve scored in the past.
We’re going to win the Champions’ League.
*press play*
Full highlights from the game…
