Tom (@Tom_McGhee):
I maintain my Star Wars metaphor still works. That’s the only plus point.
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Brett:
Had you noticed David Moyes is an anagram of vending machine. IT’S CLOSE ENOUGH!! It’s because he’s a vending machine. A vending machine, that is, stocked with saying the wrong things: *Selects – E* *Selects – 4* *whirring sound* *says wrong thing* *Selects – C* *Selects – 10* *whirring sound* *says wrong thing* *Selects – F* *Selects – 16* *whirring sound* *says wrong thing**Selects – G* *Selects – 3* *whirring sound* *Oooh a Double Decker**Didn’t expect to see one of those this season* The point is – in case you missed it – he says the wrong thing. Don’t know if anyone else has noticed … Oh, and he’s made our home ground an ‘all you can eat buffet’ for all other teams. That is not the behaviour of a vending machine. Typical, you give him a job to do as a vending machine that says the wrong thing, and he can’t even get that right. Both of these things, I think, are more likely temporary, than not.
*Ctrl-C**Ctrl-P* Adnan was our best player.
We aren’t very good at home anymore.
Alan Pardew is reputedly good at organising things. Shame he can’t organise his face into a less smug and more likeable one (I mean that – tis a shame). Also, a shame he did organise his team well. Think I’ve said ‘organise’ enough now – was doing it for a bet. To win, I have to avoid saying ‘organise’ four times in this paragraph. I wo … oh, no.
Can’t help but think Moyes has put way too much time and effort into the ‘Rooney Roadshow’ (I am a one), and neglected to serve the rest of his player’s needs, wants and that; individually and collectively. But just ‘cus I can’t help but think that, doesn’t mean I actually think that – I haven’t thought it through … yet.
Does this result now make David Moyes the ‘official binary code partner’ for our home games? Hey?! Lads?!
