EL: United (2) 1 - 0 (1) Rostov

EL: United (2) 1 – 0 (1) Rostov

This game will be forever remembered for something.         Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Didn’t watch it but got 7 trophies on Tomb Raider instead. 2. Hope this helps. 3. Like 1 but with another game and less trophies. 4. Like 1 and 3 but with a life.

EL: United (1) vs. (1) Rostov

EL: United (1) vs. (1) Rostov

(@Benglorious)  m I’m also probably not gonna manage it because I have very little time and don’t want to RUSSIA it. UKRAINE not be serious. Brett sure is a cunt.  m Prediction: Tom to post our WhatsApp convo as our preview. 0-0 United. m m  (@tom_mcghee) I can’t do words tonight as I’m ROSTOV my feet […]

EL: Rostov 1 - 1 United

EL: Rostov 1 – 1 United

Our exclusive fan poll after the game revealed that, of the 665 billion United fans around the world, over 70% would rather eat their own death than watch the second leg of this game. In other news, our Kickstarter to have this game struck from the records has been flagged by the financial ombudsman, as […]

EL: Rostov vs. United

EL: Rostov vs. United

(@Benglorious) I have no fucking idea who Rostov are. I do, however, know what a rosti is – a sat on bag of chips that Tories like to eat. Prediction: Elbohimovic. You can have that one. Unless it can be monetised. Actually, it’d be easier to just send me cash and avoid all the fuss. […]

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