Another victorious victory at the half way stage of the Europa League tournament; only 743 matches to play until the final, which the players will be relieved to know is only played over 5 legs.
Hashtag Rash is Life 4 Life yo!
Here’s 5 things we Europa learned:
1. Rasherz with the R3 manoeuvres made me do a bit of wee.
2. Marcus Rashford = D4 damager with the ill behaviour.
3. Idg United fans at all: ‘Zlatan is holding us back’ all season, where are the goals coming from now??’ when he’s injured. After being awful.
4. Pogba really needs a goal lol. The Rashbona and overhead kick would’ve been sweeeeeet.
5. Rashbona is ours. And it’s provocative.
6. Hey!! Guys!! We actually did 5 things for once!! Oh.