Four one that was a good result BOOOM!!! As in ‘for me’. Cos the score was four goals to one. Tonight we’re gonna review like it’s 2-2-2-2012 on Twitter. Hold up it is!! Big Willy style innit. Not for you Mcghee.
Football??!! Bloody hell!!! That’s mine. Last week we were all crying into our pot noodles and beating our loved ones with a rolling pin. And this week we’re making merry and beating our loved ones with a rolling pin but apologising afterwards.
United. United. United. In that order. Innit. Hashtag GGMU.
Here’s 5 things we learned about our heroes in red* *Sometimes white, and sometimes whatever the other colour is, I’m gonna say pink, cos that’s just a nightmare waiting to happen for the kit cleaners/women:
1. Thought it conspicuous that a lot of Wayne’s detractors remained silent after today’s performance (his best for a while imho, give or take the last 8 mins).
3. Pretty sure Wayne would’ve saved Gray’s effort tbh.
6) Actually watched most of this one. Pretty sure it was written by JJ Abrams.
2. Your face is written b