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QPR vs United

QPR vs United

We’re inviting our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lehnert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. If you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets below their proper good ones…  Iwan (@IwanLehnert): Monday was almost an […]

City vs United

City vs United

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lenhert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets below their proper good ones…   Iwan (@IwanLehnert): Hands up if you’re also approaching this derby with […]

Middle Men: Who should stay? Who should go? Who should replace them?

Middle Men: Who should stay? Who should go? Who should replace them?

  As we have come to expect around the time when the transfer window flaps open, we are once again inundated with speculation as to who will come in and fill the gaping holes in our midfield. We can surely expect at least one arrival to ease our midfield malaise. Did you here that David Gill? […]

United Players 2011/12 season

United Players 2011/12 season

My Winter of Disconnect

My Winter of Disconnect

From an objective point of view, this season football has nudged itself ever closer towards a warped manifestation of utopia. It has lunged violently between menacingly good and astonishingly bad, intermittently grotesque and overtly sentimental. Aesthetes of stats and figures, connoisseurs of footy ‘lols’, perpetuaters of intellectual discourse, bastions of good old fashioned tribalism have all been nourished from […]

Athletic Bilbao 2 - 1 United

Athletic Bilbao 2 – 1 United

Wow! That’s the best impression of Park, Park has ever done, there really is no defending him … The alarming thing was that he wasn’t the worst United player on the night *Throws glances in the direction of Cleverley, Rafael, Evra, Young, Giggsy*. Ha Ha, obviously that was a joke, Young wasn’t even playing … (What? Sorry I’m trying to […]

United 2 - 0 Norwich

United 2 – 0 Norwich

It was never going to be easy. We’ve hit a little trough, hampered by a few injuries and lost a bit of momentum. Anderson after promising much in some earlier games appears to be getting stuck in the same old habits of trying to do too much early and then tiring dramatically in the second […]

The Young One...

The Young One…

Some players need a club that matches their playing ethos to reach the pinnacle of their footballing powers, but more, they need a club that matches their ambition and ego before they really flourish. A recent example of this being Eric, who although was very good at Leeds, took his individual performance level to somewhere […]

We are Manchester United

We are Manchester United

While it hardly pained me to write from the point of view of Barcelona a few days ago, I certainly found it unnatural. It’s my pleasure now, to rattle off a few reasons why United will prevail on Saturday and why Barca should be quaking in their total-football boots. In an interview with the Guardian […]

We are Barcelona

We are Barcelona

While discussing features for the CL final, I mentioned to Brett I might like to write from Barca’s point of view. I often wonder what other teams think of United; what threats they will face, what they feel they can exploit. When I read this interview with Xavi, one of my favourite players to watch, […]

United 2 - 1 Chelsea

United 2 – 1 Chelsea

There was a time, namely last season and the 5 seasons prior, when every match we played against Chelsea made my stomach retreat somewhere into my left leg, making me unsteady for 24 hours before kickoff. If we won, my stomach was restored and I could eat again. If we lost, which seemed to always […]

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