Daley Blind

CL: United 2 - 0 Benfica

CL: United 2 – 0 Benfica

Daley Blind > Anthony Martial > Romelu Lukaku > Jose Mourinho > Daley Blind. Here’s 5 things we learned about football: 1. Equality is good, but kids shouldn’t be professional goalkeepers. 2. Unless they play for anyone else. 3.The hidden blade is back, baby, and it’s fucking siiiiiiiiick. 4. deli alley’s goals were good.

L.Skynyrd: Blind

L.Skynyrd: Blind

K. Ansas: Blind

K. Ansas: Blind

Leicester vs. United

Leicester vs. United

   (@Benglorious) We are truly honoured today to visit the home of the champions of England. They won the Premiership League last season with a form of possession football that truly dominated nearly every team they played against. How they are not top of the league at the moment is a mystery to even the […]

West Ham vs. United

West Ham vs. United

   (@Benglorious) It’s always great playing West Ham, especially fifteen times in three weeks. Sometimes we even beat them. Except when Blackburn won the league that one time. Ask your dad. Or Paul. Whichever one actually remembers. Paul. Prediction: Rooney to score from anywhere up to 70 yards away but only if he plays. Martial […]

B.Dylan: Daley Blind

B.Dylan: Daley Blind



United 3 - 1 Sunderland

United 3 – 1 Sunderland

As predicted, if Benno used Brett’s lyrics then world famousness would come a-knocking … and now Benno is the world famousest for being a ‘Tollesbury Gamer’ who played a computer games a month ago or something. Idgi.   Here’s 5 things we learned between the mountains of blow and fountains of boobies:   1. Winning […]

Derby 1 – 3 United

The Renonsense under Vangle continues as United go goalistic, with three of those nomerific goals we just love to dine out on. Roonslice’s appetite for records is showing only 50% signs of abating. Titter @ abating. Juan Mata also ladled himself a tasty slice of goal-stew. But the guest of honour at the net-bulging banquet […]

Crystal Palace 0 – 0 United

Crystal Palace matched us at what we do best … which is testament to Vangle’s genius. If we can get every team to match us, and end every game nil all, until the end of the season, we’ll have at least enough points to start a point business. As the point business expands over the […]

Everton vs United

Everton vs United

  Benno (@Benglorious) Bit gutted there’s not more international football to be quite flipping honest with you in all seriousness. There’s nothing better in my opinion than watching world-class players try and raise the games of those around them and ultimately fail.   m Opposition summary: Everton are the best team in the Premiership League that sound […]

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