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United vs. Newcastle

United vs. Newcastle

(@Benglorious) See the Basel preview in the future for my Newcastle preview from the past. Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) Newcastle United – or as the purists know them, The Black and White Stripers – are a team near the North Eastern hamlet of Sunderland. Their entire economy is based upon their patented Brown Ale […]

Sunderland 0 - 3 United

Sunderland 0 – 3 United

Captain. Leader. Legend. Haterz gonna hate, but Fella’s gonna regulate! Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Goals are good.  

Sunderland vs. United

Sunderland vs. United

(@Benglorious) David Moyes has gone from the heady heights of success with Everton, had a lucky escape from the quagmire that is Manchester United and is now back on top again at the Premiership League’s biggest club-that-plays-in-red-and-white-and-also-won-the-1973-FA-Cup-final. He’s a modern day hero, like Achilles but without the dodgy ankle. We should all aspire to be […]

United 3 - 1 Sunderland

United 3 – 1 Sunderland

As predicted, if Benno used Brett’s lyrics then world famousness would come a-knocking … and now Benno is the world famousest for being a ‘Tollesbury Gamer’ who played a computer games a month ago or something. Idgi.   Here’s 5 things we learned between the mountains of blow and fountains of boobies:   1. Winning […]

United vs. Sunderland

United vs. Sunderland

   (@Benglorious) Happy Christmas, Brett. Hope you fucking choke on your lyrics.   Prediction: Brett to choke on his lyrics. Moyes to get booed. Nobody cheers. Rojo penalised. 0-0 United.    (@tom_mcghee) ‘Why food poisoning can kill creativity’ – an essay by Tom McGhee I first suspected I was sick when I was violently sick. My […]

Sunderland 2 - 1 United

Sunderland 2 – 1 United

A goal created by a golden eagle, made of futuristic dreams from the future dreams factory in the future, in the corridors of the pantheon of universal aplombness, and delivered to football via the conduit of Anthony Martial leg and foot bit, is the only thing I remember from this game. That aside, pretty good. […]

Sunderland vs. United

Sunderland vs. United

 Benno (@Benglorious) Sunderland has been in the news for all the wrong reasons this week, but there is definitely Stadium of Light at the end of the tunnel – the lane closures on the A1231 are necessary for the future construction of the New Wear Crossing bridge. Stay patient, Sunderlishmen and women. Opposition Summary: Sunderland AFC […]

United 3 – 0 Sunderland

Mata, Depay and Roonaldo single-handedly dragged Vangle’s army to the top of the charts, as the other Manchester were distracted and confused by Liverpool becoming the new Spurs and forgetting that the old Spurs are still the old Spurs and not Liverpool or the new Sp etc Here’s 5 things what we learnED: 1. The […]

Sunderland vs United

Sunderland vs United

m m  Benno (@Benglorious)   I’ve never been to Sunderland. Or have I? Think about that one while you’re illegally streaming the game probably. m Opposition summary: Sunderland used to be known as the Rokermen because their stadium was called Roker Park. Now, they play at the Stadium of Light and are therefore called the […]

Footballiversity #7

Footballiversity #7

Multiversity is an ongoing DC comics series (by now it may have stopped, I’m not sure) written by Grant Morrison. Every month sees a loosely tied around a seemingly haunted comic book. Footballiversity and the various numbered Footballiverses are a shameless rip-off of the comics device (found elsewhere too, of course) of using parallel universes […]

United 2 – 0 Sunderland

Thought for the day:

United vs Sunderland

United vs Sunderland

Benno (@Benglorious) Sunderland, or the ‘Black Cats’ as they are called for some unknown reason, were founded in 1879 by a teacher, James Allan, who wanted a way to impress the dinner ladies at his school.  Bitches love association football team founders who are also teachers.  He must have had some success, as his team […]

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