FA Cup

FA Cup Final: Crystal Palace vs. United

FA Cup Final: Crystal Palace vs. United

 Benno (@Benglorious) FA Cup Final day is the most important day of the year unless Arsenal are playing. They’re not, so we all dodged a collective bullet this year. Can you actually imagine how big such a bullet, and how big the gun that fired it, would have to be, not even taking into account that everyone […]

FAC: Everton 1 - 2 United

FAC: Everton 1 – 2 United

That was fun. That game had everything. Apart from everything that it didn’t. Give Dave and Tony M everyone elses’ wages. Apart from all the people who have nothing to do with this professional football club. Lol @ professional.       Five things we learned: 1. I liked it when Rooney ran into the […]

FAC: Everton vs. United

FAC: Everton vs. United

 Benno (@Benglorious) It’s FA Cup day!! The ultimate pinnacle conclusive game of the season, and we’re in it! This is the payoff we deserve after a hard-fought season, full of ups and downs and shimmys and shakes. *phone rings* “Hello, thanks for calling Bifurcated. How may I help you on this fine day of football?…………Semi-final, you […]

FAC: West Ham 1 – 2 United

Brett’s too busy crying over being stood up for the eightieth time in six days to write this review. Or he’s too busy with work, I forget what he said now.  West Ham were the opponents for this cup game and I bet they wished they’d spent more money on players rather than wasting it […]

FAC: West Ham vs. United

FAC: West Ham vs. United

   Benno (@Benglorious) Another Wednesday night, another replay. Not the good kind of replay like seeing Carlos Alberto’s goal in the 1970 World Cup final again, or getting a free ball on the pinball, or that episode of Murder, She Wrote that had the headless horseman in it, or when United played West Ham again after a tepid […]

FAC: United 1 - 1 West Ham

FAC: United 1 – 1 West Ham

The plucky minnows from Londons almost pulled off a giant killing of Goliath times Andre the Giant times Giant Haystacks times Jolly Green Giant proportions. However, a Martial worldy cancelled out a 25-yard hit and hope from some bloke who’s name is based on our glorious Captain Wayne Rooney’s fave question. At least for us […]

FAC: Shrewsbury 0 – 3 United

Someone is going to have to spend the next few years stitching Shrewsbury Town a new goal hole, after Vangle’s Army went absolutely averageish, and ripped them a new one. Actually, they ripped them a new one, so someone should stop stitching a another new one, especially with the payroll capping and demands of these […]

Derby 1 – 3 United

The Renonsense under Vangle continues as United go goalistic, with three of those nomerific goals we just love to dine out on. Roonslice’s appetite for records is showing only 50% signs of abating. Titter @ abating. Juan Mata also ladled himself a tasty slice of goal-stew. But the guest of honour at the net-bulging banquet […]

Derby vs. United

Derby vs. United

tokyosexwayne  Benno (@Benglorious)   Derby (pronounced Derby) is the UK’s most central city, a great place for a cultural break and a great base to explore nearby Peak District delights. A really friendly place, great value for money and very easy to get around, you’ll feel welcome right from the start, so visit soon and discover Derby for […]

United 1 – 0 Sheffield United

Heard Vangle’s philosophy involves beating all the goals out of the players at half time using a limp effigy of Bebe, naked, crafted from Falcao’s unwashed gussets, left in lost property. Why he left just the gussets I do not know. My source suspects the rest of the underpant material is being used for something […]

United v Sheffield United

United v Sheffield United

m  Benno (@Benglorious) “THERE’S ONLY ONE UNITED!!” goes the famous terrace chant, and today the FA Cup proves that football fans are idiots and liars. Things that the FA Cup is yet to prove include: Magic, giants (killed or not) and cup fever. I think we can all agree that the FA Cup has 24 hours to […]

FAC: United vs Arsenal

FAC: United vs Arsenal

Benno (@Benglorious) By the time you two read this, I will be dead. I don’t know what’s gone wrong here.  That worked so much better in my head with completely different words. Anyway, Arsenal are the visitors tonight for this FA Cup match.  As this is the first time that United and Arsenal will have […]

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