Se7en (Cert.18 - Contains an accidental swear and suggested gun violence)

Se7en (Cert.18 – Contains an accidental swear and suggested gun violence)

This is a remake of a comic-strip post from pre-season, celebrating our Tony (and not Nani) becoming a member of the No.7 club. (Really didn’t mean it to contain a swear. I’d deleted all the files, so couldn’t re-edit, before I’d even realised there was one in it.)  

United vs Stoke

United vs Stoke

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends to share some of their ‘Pre’ and ‘Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets, below their personal views on the game… Iwan: (@Iwanlehnert) Not to detract from the importance of the shocking treatment that England’s under-21 team had […]

Liverpool 1 - 3 United

Liverpool 1 – 3 United

I’ve made a bold prediction based on copying. Rob, a Liverpool fan – who writes the Bi-focal posts – assures me there is no way in the world we will not win this game. He’s so sure Liverpool will lose he’s locking himself in his house and refusing to watch the game with me – […]

Everton 1 - 0 United

Everton 1 – 0 United

When within 90 minutes of the start of the campaign we’re having “SHOCK OF THE SEASON” shoved down our throats, the depressing inevitability of Football eventually eating itself crowns on the horizon. Oh Sky! With your patronising repetitive dirge ridden attempts to ingeniously trick us into chucking more money at you, you really spoil us. Aaaanyway … […]

What's eating Wayne Rooney?

What’s eating Wayne Rooney?

The Euros, A.N. Other tournament where Wayne Rooney didn’t perform to a level expected of him, or for that matter anywhere even near it. He may not have had a spacecraft on hand to help him reach the heights of the outer stratosphere – as some might expect – but those sorts of lame excuses […]

United Players 2011/12 season

United Players 2011/12 season

City 1 - 0 United

City 1 – 0 United

(Oh, how foolish of me, I appear to have attached the wrong photo.) For a United team that was, according to SAF, set up to attack, it looked suspiciously like a team doing an impression of a team set up to park the bus. I can go along with SAF’s periodical megalomaniacal team selections, but […]

United 4 - 0 Aston Villa

United 4 – 0 Aston Villa

Well the cliches for our games are writing themselves, so I don’t have to. Here’s a few things anyway, that I’ve said lots of times before. Not cliches as such, just repeats. Does that mean they’re cliches? No, I don’t think so. It’s quite obvious what I think of Ashley Young. Get rid. Rooney needs some better players […]

Easter at Old Trafford...

Easter at Old Trafford…


Blackburn 0 - 2 United

Blackburn 0 – 2 United

*CTRL+V* What would we do without T.V? Altogether … LOSE! It’s slightly surreal that we’re five points clear, the way the season has played out and considering how badly we’re playing. Man of the Match: David de Gea (Everyone’s favourite moody-twenty-something-teenager) p.s Here’s what the ‘human butterfly knife’ Ashley Young  just said after the game “It was […]

Wolves 0 - 5 United

Wolves 0 – 5 United

Only one thing to say … T.V What would we do without him. Actually, don’t answer that it was a rhetorical question anyway, I’ve seen what we do without him and it’s upsetting.

Spurs 1 - 3 United

Spurs 1 – 3 United

One of the worst performances I’ve witnessed all season. Carrick in particular, first half, was very poor in possession and none of the front players had turned up with the intention of using any of their critical faculties. But … It’s absolutely terrifying how we managed to come away with that scoreline. If you listen carefully you can probably […]

Bi-Mark: Footballiversity

Bi-Benno: Where Are They Right Now..?

Bi-Konny: Michael Owen Reads Mean Tweets...