Swansea vs United
. Benno (@Benglorious) Liverpool are funny. Not funny like a clown because clowns are winners. m Opposition summary: Research shows that Swansea are not from Belgium. Further research shows that they are something of a “bogey team” for Vangle. Further further research would tell me what “bogey team” means but they don’t call me […]
CL: Brugge (1) vs United (3)
m Benno (@Benglorious) Seeing as our ruddy brave boys are in Bruges, I actually watched In Bruges (2008) for realsies. Crivens, there’s a lot of swears in it. You’d never think the main actor was the same guy who wrote the hit song ‘Happy’, although he did look quite pale and a lot fatter than I remember. Opposition […]
United vs Newcastle
m Benno (@Benglorious) Think I should just put the Photoshop away for a bit. 0-0 United. Tom (@tom_mcghee) Just carry on to read Brett’s. Nothing to see here. m m Brett (@ease) We’re hopefully coming to the business end of the business. Will we? Won’t we? How long will it last? How […]
CL: United vs Brugge
m Benno (@Benglorious) LADS LADS LADS IT’S CHAMPIONS LEAGUE qualifiers I went to Brugge once. I didn’t. I saw In Bruges (2008) once. Are they the same place? I guess we’ll never know. All we do know is that Brugge is an anagram of ‘bugger’ and In Bruges is an anagram of ‘Colin Farrell is a nob’. […]
Villa vs United
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANDER!! X X X X X X X X X X X X X M m Benno (@Benglorious) Friday night is the best time for football. The shops are shut so I don’t have to go shopping and it’s too dark for DIY. Actually, sod the football, I’m out of here. Opposition […]
Series review in reverse: ‘In a Word’…
Welcome to ‘In a Word’… The one-word-based reverse review of the new football series, where we show William how much our Words-worth and with our word of mouth reputation you’ll be wordpressed to find a crossword to say about us…Word! Us’ve invited some Twerples to give us some one word questions about the forthcoming season […]