EL: FC Mitdjd…Midtje .. them 2 – 1 United
Good injuries, injuries. Here’s 5 things we learned and already shared via Twitters, like mavericks from the good old day of yesterillium*: *Warning: These opinions are contagious, as in they took some contagious to come up with them.
Sunderland 2 – 1 United
A goal created by a golden eagle, made of futuristic dreams from the future dreams factory in the future, in the corridors of the pantheon of universal aplombness, and delivered to football via the conduit of Anthony Martial leg and foot bit, is the only thing I remember from this game. That aside, pretty good. […]
Chelsea 1 – 1 United
After promising to do a win, with some promising doings, Vangle’s boychilds allowed a sexy baddy with a pair of dirty knickers on his face grab a late equalizerer. Even though we’re writing this after the Sunderland game, and the 1 Euro League, we’re looking forward to taking this promisingness into the next two games […]
Liverpool 0 – 1 United
Marryone and Roonskiparinhoaldoski keep the march to successfulness victorious victory alive and banging, with the old one two how’s your grandma glorious boom times while instantaneously elevating themselves above the aboveness that they’d already elevated themselves above in the past, present and future. Klopp can take his gangnamstyle and go and get his coat on […]
Stoke 2 – 0 United
Us can’t even remember if this was 2-1 or 2-0 tbh. Luckily no one keeps score. That Arnautsausage goal was a banger. That’s funny cos his name is sausage and banger is a sausage in Stoketown. It stayed hit. And is now orbiting John Lewis. John Lewis wasn’t available for comment, cos he’s filming the […]
United vs West Ham
Benno (@Benglorious) Strike a light me old china plate (mate), put down your dog n’ bone (phone) for a while and gather round the old Joanna (pianna (piano)) for a right old Cockney knees-up (a weird dance that looks like running on the spot). Why is everything classed as ‘old’ for those loveable scamps who […]
Watford 1 – 2 United
Drums please … Woooh! What a wicky-wah-wicky-wah-wicky-wah-wicky-wild result! Just slide with me, just slide with me, just slide with me, c’mon and take a walk with me … scoring dramatic late goals to win games like it’s 2000. Excuse me … Willenium. Herrera celebrated like it was 1999. Hold up it is. Memphis got jiggy with […]
United vs Newcastle
m Benno (@Benglorious) Think I should just put the Photoshop away for a bit. 0-0 United. Tom (@tom_mcghee) Just carry on to read Brett’s. Nothing to see here. m m Brett (@ease) We’re hopefully coming to the business end of the business. Will we? Won’t we? How long will it last? How […]