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 (@Benglorious) Hull is a 1983 British-American science fantasy film directed by Peter Yates and starring Ken Marshall, Lysette Anthony, David Battley and Freddie Jones. It was produced by Ron Silverman and released by Columbia Pictures.Hull’s distinctive features include an unlikely union between the science fiction and fantasy genres, a robust score by James Horner, early […]

   (@Benglorious) Hopefully we can shake off the last two cup defeats suffered by Liverpool, which ended all their hopes of silverware this season, and stick it right up Wigan. I just get the strange feeling that Liverpool’s current plight may raise the spirits at Old Trafford, even amongst the fans. m Prediction: Martial to […]

   (@Benglorious) Seeing as Wayne is now the King of the Premiership League, it seems only fair that he should be allowed to start this game so we can make really hard work of getting to the final. m Prediction: United not to do a Liverpool because we’re not playing Southampton. 0-0 United.    (@tom_mcghee) […]

   (@Benglorious) Stoke means to add coal or other solid fuel to (a fire, furnace, boiler, etc.), to encourage or incite (a strong emotion or tendency), and also to consume a large quantity of food or drink to give one energy. One of these is where the football team we are playing today gets their […]

   (@Benglorious) Winning nine matches in a row is lovely and a real morale booster, but eight of those wins were against West Ham and the other one was just Spurs so let’s not kid ourselves. Today is the real test: Liverpool. Their league position suggests they are ahead of us and they possibly do […]

 (@Benglorious) Win this game and we’re one step closer to the final of this so-called ‘EFL Cup’. Win the final of this so-called ‘EFL Cup’, and United will have the first part of a continental treble the likes of which has never been seen before. Even by Liverpool. m Prediction: Lots of good defending by […]

   (@Benglorious) It’s always great playing West Ham, especially fifteen times in three weeks. Sometimes we even beat them. Except when Blackburn won the league that one time. Ask your dad. Or Paul. Whichever one actually remembers. Paul. Prediction: Rooney to score from anywhere up to 70 yards away but only if he plays. Martial […]

   (@Benglorious) Christmas was good because Brett didn’t try and force any of his lyrics on me. In unrelated news, I’m out of lyrics. Prediction: Middlesbra used to have Ravanelli playing up front. Rava-fucking-nelli. Ask your dad. Or Paul, whichever is oldest. Paul. Happy New Year or whatever. 0-0 United.    (@tom_mcghee) Not writing words […]

   (@Benglorious) Happy Christmas, Brett. Hope you fucking choke on your lyrics.   Prediction: Brett to choke on his lyrics. Moyes to get booed. Nobody cheers. Rojo penalised. 0-0 United.    (@tom_mcghee) ‘Why food poisoning can kill creativity’ – an essay by Tom McGhee I first suspected I was sick when I was violently sick. My […]

 (@Benglorious) Crystal Palace are the first team in Premier League history to have two brothers playing for them. They also hold the record for being the only team in the world to have Alan Pardew as their current manager.   Prediction: More goals than you can shake a stick at, as long as you like […]

 (@Benglorious) It’s Christmas time, there’s no need to be afraid: Lads, it’s Tottenham.   Prediction: High hopes from the fans to be dashed expertly. 0-0 United.    (@tom_mcghee) Where did Sharky and George get their judicial authority? I mean, they were set-up as private detectives yet acted more like an aquatic Batman and Robin (i.e. […]