Fergie

With Fergie literally, metaphorically, geographically (depending where he is in the stand, and Moyes is on the pitch, I s’pose), dermatologically (that’s not possible), chronologically (that’s not possible either), cryogenically (almost works), interminably (starting to work too well), abnormally (what did I just say?), aborally (that’s more like it), and dodecahedronally (now I’m just making words […]

What difference a Danny makes, plenty ‘phwoars, title ours. Sing along! SING ALONG!!! SING A-LONG!!!! What do you mean it’s not a real song (and it doesn’t work)?! It’s on the internet, isn’t it?! Just needs a little more cow bell. That winning ugly/fortunately/undeservedly/etc-erally thing, that Fergie had listed under ‘hobbies’ on his C.V, is one of Moyes’ […]

Here we are again … simply enjoying another wonderful Christmas song!

*Goes to BBC/proper website *highlights team news* and presses *Ctrl-C** *Goes back to own website *Ctrl-P* on own website/blog. ‘Re-orders’ some of info* Blah blah blah blah David Moyes. Blah blah blah Glazers. Blah blah blah Everton. lol. Blah blah blah blah David Moyes. Blah blah blah blah Fergie. Blah blah blah blah David Moyes’ […]

I was in bits at the opening sequence. I managed to just about hold it together for the rest. I fell in love with Eric more (even more)(I didn’t think it was possible, either). And much goosebumps ensued. Do you like being wrong? I like being wrong. Do you like being wrong? I like being […]

Tom Cleverley is fertile ground for cynics, and it would be reasonable to assert that he’s invited this upon himself in apparently choosing to embrace narcissism where authenticity would have served him better. Cynics are, after all, hopeless romantics with cripplingly high moral and ethical (and mostly hypocritical) standards, that the modern footballer couldn’t possibly […]

So, not for the first time this season, David Moyes is having to compete with a Real ‘dad for tomorrow’s headlines. I don’t geddit. No, seriously, that doesn’t work. As much as I love Januzaj (and I do), I hope he’s rested in preperation for the Stoke game at the weekend. Danny’s got this. It […]

We sometimes find ourselves saying things like: ‘If only RVP had been available for the derby.’ Or, ‘if only Fellaini was any one of a whole rake of other players who you care to mention.’ Or, ‘if only Ashley Young had legs that fit right, and were on the right way round.’  Or, ‘if only […]

Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us; if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones…  Tom (@Tom_McGhee): It’s now Mancunian folk-lore that by this stage in Ferguson’s first season, he’d already got the […]

Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us; if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones… Rob (our Liverpool fan contributor): Wish list for this season: To compete for a Champions League place. […]

We thought this Canvey ‘Goodbye Special’ might coincide with Scholesy saying goodbye; then it was definitely going to coincide with Bifurcated saying goodbye; and now here we are saying goodbye to Fergie AND Scholesy, while Bifurcated is carrying on. Hey! Football Gods!! – you took the wrong ones … come back for us! The conductor […]