Michael Owen

Episode 3 - Michael in the Middle

Episode 3 – Michael in the Middle

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Episode Two – Untitled

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Episode One - Christmas Special

Episode One – Christmas Special

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West Brom vs United

West Brom vs United

Benno (@Benglorious): It’s been such a relief having this international break and watching some superb England performances.  I’ve never understood how people can say “club before country”.  Firstly, the national team is obviously better at the football because it’s picked from the best players in the country, which makes their games far more enjoyable to […]

CL: Bayern 3 (4) - (2) 1 United

CL: Bayern 3 (4) – (2) 1 United

Unlike Fergie, Moyes didn’t have the luxury of a Michael Owen on the bench in the big Champions’ League game, or even a Berba to leave out completely … and so the result in the end was inevitable. Rooney. Rooney. Rooney. Rooney. Rooney. Rooney. Hey?! Carrick. Carrick. Carrick. Carrick. Carrick. Carrick. Hey?! *note to self: try mixing […]

Case File #2: Dial M For Micky

Case File #2: Dial M For Micky

Case File #2: Dial M for Micky. Sir Alex finds himself in the stands during games, but the press don’t know the whole story.   Can Micky close the case, and keep the integrity of Manchester United Football Club intact..?     James Konnanov (@Konnanov) is the voice of Micky.   “He may no longer […]

Case File #1: The DIving Hell And The Footer Spy

Case File #1: The DIving Hell And The Footer Spy

Case File #1: The Diving Hell and The Footer Spy. In the first of his dirty, dangerous, and degrading  investigations, Micky is asked by SAF to clear the name of two of his Manchester United team mates, who stand accused of the most heinous crime.   Can Micky close the case, and keep the integrity […]

City vs United

City vs United

Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us; if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones…   Tom (@Tom_McGhee): 4-3. 6-1. Michael Owen. There is literally NOTHING good about Derby Day. A single […]

S Club 7 (a short film)

S Club 7 (a short film)

To accompany my ‘A Seven Aside’ post, a daft video (what else?) … . . There’s also a ‘directors cut’…

Case File #12: The End of an Error

Case File #12: The End of an Error

He may no longer play for United, but we have managed to get our grubby little hands on the archived, top-secret, investigations he undertook while he was still under our employment… At Manchester United, without regular football as a distraction Micky Owen, with the help of his trusty side-kick and personal punch bag Berba (and […]

Case File #11: Suits You Sir Alex

Case File #11: Suits You Sir Alex

He may no longer play for United, but we have managed to get our grubby little hands on the archived, top-secret, investigations he undertook while he was still under our employment… At Manchester United, without regular football as a distraction, Micky Owen, with the help of side-kick Berba and spirit guide Eric provided the club […]

City 2 – 3 United

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lehnert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets below their proper good ones…   Iwan (@IwanLehnert): Where exactly did that winner come from? For all […]

Bi-Mark: Footballiversity

Bi-Benno: Where Are They Right Now..?

Bi-Konny: Michael Owen Reads Mean Tweets...

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