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United’s Season Review 2018

United's Season Review 2018

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FAC Final: United 0 – 1 Chelsea

FAC Final: United 0 - 1 Chelsea

Can’t wait to watch Liverpool collect the Champions League title, to cap another wonderful week in the club’s recent history. Here’s 5 things we learned, apart from that Phil Jones is a legend: 1. I think I preferred it when...

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Bournemouth 0 - 2 United

Bournemouth 0 – 2 United

We learned nothing. That doesn’t count.

Bournemouth vs. United

Bournemouth vs. United

(@Benglorious) I am on holiday so suck your disappointment right on its dick. Prediction: Me to ruin my holiday for me (I’m obvs on holiday alone cos me) by constantly checking my phone to see what great a jokes Brett is tweeting tonight. 0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) What words? Are we playing tonight? On a Wednesday?? Make me. Seriously. Prediction: I should be able to do some words when I get home but I maybe...

United 0 - 1 West Brom

United 0 – 1 West Brom

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United vs. West Brom

United vs. West Brom

(@Benglorious) Brett’s back from Poland so there’s no need to do any words or jokes, cos he’s the best and whatever I write will only embarrass me when compared to his words or jokes. Prediction: I write some words or jokes and am embarrassed. 0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) I am out having birthday meals please put these words: fuck the haters, one love, peace. Or a good joke about Alan Pardew. Film Review: To be...

City 2 - 3 United

City 2 – 3 United

When it was 2-0 we were all like oh no this is so sad I want to legit kill myself and die and then when we won 2-3 we were all like omg. Here’s 5 things we learned from the derby that defined a generation:   1. Bahahahahahaha City you abso shower of cunts. 2. See above. 3. Pogba was bad in the first half and majestic in the second. 4. Something about his hair....

City vs. United

City vs. United

(@Benglorious) If Liverpool beat City but we beat Liverpool who beat City but we beat Liverpool who beat City but we beat Liverpool who beat City but we beat Liverpool who beat City hang on I’ve nearly got this Prediction: A last-minute winner from RVP after the best shin of all time from Rooney. 0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) Ahhhhhh sexy boy. I’m out.   Long Long Man (2018) Of all the chewing gum adverts in the world...

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United 2 - 0 Swansea

United 2 – 0 Swansea

Brett is in Poland so he can’t make us learn nothing.

United vs. Swansea

United vs. Swansea

(@Benglorious) We can legit just copy and paste last week’s preview while Brett is in Poland: Brett is in Poland so we have no natural leader or a jokes. Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) As above. That aside, pretty good. Prediction: 0-0 United. m (@bifurcated_utd) I’m in Poland. In minus 26 temperatures. Survival is my priority. Prediction: Death. 0-0 United.

FAC: United 2 - 0 Brighton

FAC: United 2 – 0 Brighton

Brett is in Poland so he can’t make us learn nothing.

FAC QF: United vs. Brighton Hovis Albion

FAC QF: United vs. Brighton Hovis Albion

(@Benglorious) We can legit just copy and paste last week’s preview while Brett is in Poland: Brett is in Poland so we have no natural leader or a jokes. Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) As above. That aside, pretty good. Prediction: 0-0 United. m (@bifurcated_utd) I’m in Poland. In minus 26 temperatures. Survival is my priority. Prediction: Death. 0-0 United.

CL: United (1) 1 - 2 (2) Sevilla

CL: United (1) 1 – 2 (2) Sevilla

Brett is in Poland so he can’t make us learn nothing.

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